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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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