My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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