I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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