If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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