North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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