hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
