I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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