Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
cat food counts as protein by the way
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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