Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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