They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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