Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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