weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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