love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
