I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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