Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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