if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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