if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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