I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
