Whod you bang
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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