Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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