I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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