The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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