I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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