yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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