I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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