Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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