dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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