idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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