I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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