we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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