There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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