Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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