Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
did you just send me my own nude
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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