im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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