coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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