wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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