Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
dude. I can hear the air.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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