i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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