Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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