when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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