If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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