GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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