whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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