I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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