I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
where does the pee come out of this thing
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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