I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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