Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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