do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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