His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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