Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Enjoy the penises
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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