I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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