I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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