I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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