What a fucking waste of an outfit
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
